seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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