It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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