i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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