Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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