Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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