I must be too annoying 4 u.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
