guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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