I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm sobbing to NWA
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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