It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
i think my cat just said my name.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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