I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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