Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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