why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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