so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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