farters have to be the big spoon...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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