So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
