Sponge bath it is.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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