It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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