I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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