how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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