Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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