ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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