Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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