There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
