why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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