Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I faked an abortion last night.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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