it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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