So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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