You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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