"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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