I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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