anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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