I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Randomize
