And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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