No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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