Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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