how can u be prego again
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
