thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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