Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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