Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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