dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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