can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
there is puke in my bra ... again
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
