Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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