I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
