Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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