That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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