I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I intend to get homeless drunk
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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