Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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