Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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