is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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