If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When are your genitals available?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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