you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
