let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I need moral support for this bender
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My vagina is officially offended.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
