So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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