Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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